Member Jokes
A Panda walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a meal. When the meal finally arrives, he eats it quickly, then shoots a drunk, and leaves the bar.
A patron walks over to the bartender and asks, "What was that all about?"
The bartender replies, "Look up 'panda' in the dictionar...Read more
A guy walks into a bar with a duck and orders 2 beers. "What are you doing in my bar with a pig?" the bartender asks.
"This is not a pig, it's a duck." says the guy.
"I was talking to the duck." the bartender replies.
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one...Read more
A string walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of tequilla. The bartender replys "Sorry we don't serve strings". So the string leaves.
The next day, the same string walks back into the bar. He asks for a shot of tequilla. The bartender replys "Sorry we do not serve strin...Read more
Betting The Bartender
A man walks into a bar, goes straight up to the bartender and says, "I bet you $50, I can take out my right eye and put it back in."
The bartender, being an avid gambler, agrees. The man proceeds to take out his glass eye and put it back in his socket...Read more
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