A guy walks into a bar with a duck and orders 2 beers. "What are you doing in my bar with a pig?" the bartender asks.

"This is not a pig, it's a duck." says the guy.

"I was talking to the duck." the bartender replies.

A string walks into a bar.

He asks for a shot of tequilla. The bartender replys "Sorry we don't serve strings". So the string leaves.

The next day, the same string walks back into the bar. He asks for a shot of tequilla. The bartender replys "Sorry we do not serve strin...Read more

Betting The Bartender

A man walks into a bar, goes straight up to the bartender and says, "I bet you $50, I can take out my right eye and put it back in."

The bartender, being an avid gambler, agrees. The man proceeds to take out his glass eye and put it back in his socket...Read more

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever...Read more